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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

"Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait."

- (via lolaandwillow)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via heartless-lullaby)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

- My 92 year old grandma. (via solacity)

(Source: lule-bell, via lustfully-inlove)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via iwillmindfuckyou)