what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
- (via lolaandwillow)
- My 92 year old grandma. (via solacity)
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it